I Don’t Speak English
You’re explaining things again.Full sentences. Eye contact. Hand gestures.Bold of you to assume I understand t...
Gift Rejection Trauma
I bring you something sacred.You glance at it… and go back to your phone.I’d like to discuss the disrespect....
You Left Without Me
You grabbed your keys.Didn’t say my name.And just… walked out like I wasn’t invited.
Comfort Is Not Portable
I finally get comfortable…and suddenly I’m airborne.This feels personal.
Barking At Nothing
You said, “there’s nothing there.”I said, “then why am I alert?”Let’s explore your confidence.
Leaving Isn’t Casual
You grab your keys like it’s nothing.I hear a full emotional event starting.We are not experiencing the same m...
Selective Presence Disorder
INTROSo you follow me to the bathroom…but disappear when I’m emotionally spiraling?Fascinating boundaries....
Zoomies Aren’t Joy
INTROSo… you think this is happiness?The sprinting, the sliding, the furniture parkour?Interesting diagnos...
You Didn’t Get a Clingy Dog… You Created One
Alright, let’s sit down for a second. You...